Thursday 22 January 2015

Welcome (spinning GIF)

I received this extremely professional looking email back from the 'bank'. Yes, all banks have such wonderful, spinning GIF logos!! They need certain paperwork from me before the transaction can be completed but obviously this is going to cost me. As always, the standard of communication is wonderfully abysmal.



      
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Sir, Mr Don Keigh-Dick

I  have been  directed by the director of Foreign Operation/ Wire Transfer to write you in respect to your mail and your partner's mail which we received in our Bank. Actually,we have earlier been informed about you by the young lady Miss Diana Abdel Fattah Younes.(the next of kin) that she wishes you to be her trustee/represent  for the claim of her late father's deposit with this bank.


Late (DR ABDEL FATAH YOUNES)  is our late customer with sum substantial amount of money he deposit with us,$10.5MDollars.(Ten Million Five Hundred Thousand Dollars).Hence you have been really appointed as a trustee to represent the next of Kin.How ever before our bank will transact any business concerning the transfer of the fund to your bank,we will like you to send the followings immediately to our bank.

1.  A power of attorney permitting you to claim and receive the funds to your  bank account on her behalf.Note:This Power of attorney must been endorsed by a Senegalese resident lawyer.(Since the young lady is presently residing in  Senegal)

2.The death certificate of (Her deceased father) confirming his death

3.A Certificate Deposit issued to him by our bank.

4. You will send your valid telephone, home or office address with your passport or ID copy.


Note:The above are compulsory,and are needed to protect our interest,yours and the next of kin after the transfer has been made. Therefore You have to hurry up to present these documents to our bank to enable us wire the fund ( US$10,500,000.00 )into your account.These shall also ensure that a smooth,quick and successful transfer of the fund will be made.

(We promise to give our customers the best of our services.)

Should you have any question(s),please contact our Foreign Operational
Director- DR BRIAN WILSTON, through our Phone for more directives/clarifications with
+447857905041



Yours Faithfully,


Mr. Garry Nathan
(Foreign Operation/Wire Transfer Dept).
R.B.S

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