Immediately.

The lawyers have been in touch again. I currently have £23.47. They need 1280 Euros. Immediately. Good luck with that!


ATTENTION,

 

In compliance of your mail i received in my noble law firm i wish to inform you that i have made some verification from the Bank and they were updating me that immediately the documents is completed they would proceed with the transaction to your account.and now you say that you  currently have £23.47the cost of the documents is €1280 you know that the amount is not just for me but must be paid in the federal high court before the chief judge would  and you tell me you  currently have £23.47 i will like you to go completed the money €780 so that i will go immediately of that documents. immediately i receive the requested amount i would proceed in getting the vital documents.

 

Faithfully Yours

 

Bar (Dr) BENJAMIN ANTHONY

 

A bit of rumpy pumpy.

A quick email to let Diana know I am recovering well.




Good afternoon my beautiful Diana.

I am so glad to hear from you. I was so worried that you would think I had deserted you. All the time I was going through my ordeal, all I could think about was you. I just wanted to escape unharmed. I just wanted to be with you.

I am doing okay now my love. I have a few scars and a picture of a trout imprinted on my upper left arm but that will fade in time I'm sure. The police called me today to say that Judith, Brian, Jed and Pat are all due up in court on Monday next week to face charges of kidnap, assault with a deadly newspaper and fraud. I hope they all get sent to prison for what they did to me.

Oh my darling Diana. I wish I could be with you now, to hold you in my arms and have a bit of rumpy pumpy. Soon my love, soon.

In the mean time, I am trying my best to raise the money you need. I did email the bank and the lawyers but not heard anything back yet. Can you chase them up for me my love?

I must rest now my beloved. You be a good girl and say a prayer for me.

I love you Diana

Your Don xxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

The account will be terminated.

During the time I was 'kidnapped' the bank (Royalbankof Scotland) got in touch. They are putting a time limit on the transaction now.



For Your Kindly Attention,
in conjunction with your mail we which to inform you that we are still waiting to received all the necessary documents we needed for the transaction before the account will be terminated we will be waiting to received all the demands documents sure that before  10 working days is the last days insure the smooth conclusion of the transaction

For further details and enquirers please do contact
Yours Faithfully,

Mr. Garry Nathan
(Foreign Operation/Wire Transfer Dept).
R.B.S

 

 

 

 

I sent a brief reply saying that I need more time to raise the money.


Dear Mr Garry Nathan

I am struggling to get the money to pay for the paperwork you need. Is there any chance you can let me have a little more time? I really want to help my poor Diana, I just need more time please.

Yours sincerely

Don Keigh-Dick

Benjamin Button

In between being kidnapped and just not bothering to reply, I received word from the 'lawyer'. He didn't seem to want any of my lovely paintings but wanted to know how much money I have.



ATTENTION DON KEIGH-DICK

 

IN COMPLIANCE OF YOUR MAIL I RECEIVED IN MY NOBLE LAW FIRM I WISH TO INFORM YOU THAT THE REQUESTED AMOUNT IS NOT JUST FOR ME BUT MUST BE PAID IN THE FEDERAL HIGH COURT BEFORE THE CHIEF JUDGE WOULD PROCEED IN MAKING ENDORSEMANT SO THE ONLY HELP I CAN RENDER BECAUSE OF THE POOR CONDITION OF THE YOUNG GIRL IS YOU INFORM ME ON THE AMOUNT YOU HAVE NOW SO I WOULD SEE WHAT I CAN DO.
BAR BENJAMIN

 

 

 

 

I replied, telling him all about my unfortunate kidnapping, this time referring to him as Mr Benjamin Button.

Dear Mr Benjamin Button

I am struggling to raise the money needed for you to get the necessary paperwork. I tried to get it by delivering a package for a gangster fishmonger but this resulted in me being kidnapped and beaten. I am just about recovered now.

I currently have £23.47 to my name. I am trying to sell some of my artwork to raise the cash but I am not being very successful. Can I have more time to get the money? I really want to help my beloved Diana but just need more time to raise the money.

I hope you understand.

Yours sincerely

Don Keigh-Dick

i know him will not let the ham

I did wonder if Diana would bother replying to my last email about being kidnapped by gangster fishmongers but she did. She still loves me and there was no mention of the money or paperwork. Maybe 'she' feels guilty? I doubt it! I wonder how long the fake concern will last for? I must comment on just how dreadful this email is. They are usually bad but this one excels in it's awfulness.



hello my love how are you today
am so so so sorry to haer wot  happen to you am sorry my love hope you ok now
 i thank god who gives power of freedom am so happy now that after all this you have go thor of me am happy that god i save saves you of all the violence i thank god i know him will not let the ham you my love am happy now so tell me how are you now are you ok please my love tell me are you ok now am so worried i need to hear from you ok hope to see you mail thank god will bless you of me ok
with to hear from you soo
you Diana