Kidnapped!!!

I've had a lot on the last week or so and hadn't got round to emailing Diana so I needed to come up with an excuse. What better excuse than being kidnapped?

My dearest Diana.

I must apologise for the lack of communication these last few days. The most awful thing happened to me.

I emailed the lawyer to explain that I didn't have the money they needed to pay for the paperwork. I offered him a choice of 3 of my paintings which he could sell to pay the fees but he refused them all. I panicked and realised that I needed to raise the money some other way to help get the paperwork you need my love.  You are the most important thing in my life Diana.

There's a local pub in our village that sometimes attracts people of a dubious nature who do all sorts of dodgy deals. I know one or two of them by sight so decided to take a chance and see if they could help me. I went to the pub and got myself a beer and waited for one of them to arrive.  Eventually one chap by the name of Brian Maiden arrived and I approached him, offering to buy him a beer. We sat in a corner and I began to explain my predicament to him. I said I needed to get my hands on some money fast and would be prepared to work for it even if it meant doing something not strictly legal.

He told me he had a package that needed delivering. I asked what it was but he said it was better if I didn't know. He gave me an address and said I would receive payment on delivery of said package. I was told to deliver it the next day at 8pm.

So the next day I got myself ready and headed off to the address I 'd been given. The house was in a rather run down area of a neighbouring village and I began to feel a little nervous. All I kept thinking about was you Diana and how I needed to do this to raise enough money to pay for the paperwork we need to get your fathers money and get you over to England. I parked my car on the road outside the house and noticed a black van pull up on the opposite said of the road. I didn't really think anything of it as I grabbed the packaged and got out of my car. What happened next is a bit of a blur. One minute I was locking my car door, the next I was being grabbed from behind and bundled into the back of the black van.

I was terrified Diana, absolutely terrified. I was blindfolded and tied up and they started to drive away. It was a bumpy drive and I didn't half bruise my coccyx. After what seemed like ages, the van stopped and I was dragged out of the back and pushed through the doorway of a building. Only then did I get to see my captors. I recognised them instantly as Pat Sabbath and his partner Judith Priest, both members of the notorious 'Mental Metal' gang. Their leader is the much feared Jed Zeppelin who is well known for his law breaking and violence. 

Pat and Judith took me upstairs and tied me to a chair in a small room at the back of the house. The decorating was dreadful, all 80's floral chintz and lace. It turned my stomach I don't mind saying. They demanded that I told them who I was delivering the parcel for or I'd 'get it'.  I refused. I was too scared to get Brian Maiden into trouble as I knew what would happen if I told them. Brian would hunt me down for sure and that would be the end of me. Becasue I refused to tell them, they beat me.  They hit me with old copies of Anglers Times which didn't half sting and poked me repeatedly with  pencils. I say repeatedly, the kept stopping to sharpen them as the leads kept breaking. Well if they buy their stationary from Poundland, what can you expect?

They kept this up for several days. I don't really know how long as one day soon blurs into another when surrounded by floral hellishness. All this time, the parcel remained sealed and discarded in the corner of the room. I couldn't help but wonder what was in it. After several days and nights  in my garish jail, the box started to give off an alarming smell. A rancid fluid was leaking from one corner and it turned my stomach. What was in the box? I had to find out. I tried to shuffle my chair over to get a better look but just succeeded in tipping over and landing head first onto the Laura Ashley rug. They may look soft but believe me, the friction burn I got down the left side of my face tells a different story!

Pat and Judith must have heard the bang and came running upstairs.  The found me prostrate on the floor, retching because of the smelly box. They pulled me upright again and began another assault, this time with rolled up copies of 'The Fish Sniffer' magazine.  I was in agony Diana, sheer agony. My spirit broken, I had no option but to tell they what they wanted to know. I was delivering the parcel on behalf of their adversary,  Brian Maiden. I was a broken man. Battered and bruised, they untied me. I needed to know what was in the parcel and begged Judith to tell me. I appealed to her feminine side, telling her all about you and why I needed the money. She softened and gave me a knowing look. Her and Pat are obviously in love so she understood what I was going through.  She waited until Pat had left the room and whispered in my ear "Fish. It's fish." She left the room without another word.

I didn't understand. I was battered, bruised and now confused. I'd been kidnapped for a box of fish? It made no sense. I made my way downstairs to find the back door unlocked so I ran. I ran faster than I have ever done in my entire life. I ran until I reached the local police station where I broke down and told them everything. I didn't care if I got into trouble for my part in the dodgy deal. All I cared about was being free again. Free to get back in touch with you Diana. I was interviewed and a statement taken. The interviewing officer asked what exactly I knew about Brian, Pat, Judith and Jed. "Very little" was my response except the state that Pat and Judith really had appalling taste in interior design.  Well Diana, it turns out that both Brian Maiden and Jed Zeppelin are fishmongers. For years they have competed against each other to win the title of 'Fishmonger of the year.'  I never realised how cut throat the fresh sea food business was. The parcel I was delivering was some luxury fresh fish and the recipient was the head judge of the competition. Jed Zepellin had got wind of this and sent Pat and Judith to kidnap me to stop the delivery.

So all that fear and intimidation was down to a box a fish! But do you know what Diana? I 'd do it all over again for you. I'd do anything for you my love. I'm back home now, still bruised and sore but sadly, without the money I was promised by Brian.  I hope you understand that I am doing my very best to try and raise the money Diana. I want to help you, I want to marry you but I may need a little more time.

I can't wait to hear from you again my beloved. Please write to me soon.

All my love

Don xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

Mr Benjamin Netanyahu

The lawyers fees are a little expensive and I don't have that kind of money spare at the moment. I have offered them the choice of three wonderful paintings to either sell or hang in their offices. I have also decided to call the lawyer (Jim Benjamin) Benjamin Netanyahu. I wonder if he'll even notice!


Dear Mr Benjamin Netanyahu

Many thanks for your last mail.

I am a little concerned about the amount of money needed for this paperwork. It is rather a lot and I don't have that kind of money available to me at the present moment.

I don't know if you are aware but I am a world famous artist. My paintings sell for vast amounts of money all over the world. Unfortunately, most of this money is invested in art supplies or stocks and shares where I cannot immediately access it.

I have an idea. I have a few, as yet unsold paintings that I am willing to let you choose from.  There are three in particular that I think you will appreciate: Paris Sunset, Tortured soul and Caterpillar Girl. Please select one of the three and I will arrange to have it shipped over to your offices. I know it will be a difficult decision for you to make as all three are magnificent works of art but I am sure you will agree, either one of them will make a fine addition to any professional workplace. It is your choice whether you keep it to hang in your offices or sell it for a princely sum.

I have attached scans of the pictures for your perusal and look forward to hearing from you forthwith.

Your sincerely

Don Keigh-Dick.

Paris Sunset

Caterpillar Girl

Tortured Soul

Diana with tears.

Oh poor poor Diana. She's feeling sad since I said I needed some time to think about the money the lawyers need. She only gets fed once a day. Bless her!


Hello dear
 am so worried since i read your last message please am begging you in the name of God help me out you a only hope i have to get back my freedom here its just like a prison to be no good water or food and the y feed us once a day,i swear in the name of God that you will never regret helping me and i will be spending the rest of my life with you as soon as the money is transfer to your position to come over and meet you and continue my education in your country,my dear remember all the trust and love i put to you please i will like you to contact the lawyer and tell him how much you have ok wait to meet you, Diana with tears

Bollocks!

I sent Diana a lovely valentines reply including a picture of some testicles in the shape of a love heart. I hope 'she' liked it!


My darling Diana.

Happy Valentines day my darling girl. Thank you for the lovely pictures and all the kind words about Bollywood. You can't get more romantic than a cut and paste about Indian movies!

I hope you've had a good day my love. I just wish we could have spent it together. I've been busy working on a new commission so haven't stopped all day. It's a hard life being a world famous artist.

I haven't emailed the lawyer back yet as I've been so busy and need to see about the money they want. It's an awful lot and I'm not sure I have that much spare at the moment. Leave it with me. I'll sort something.

Well my love, enjoy the rest of your day and I'll be in touch soon.

Love you always

Don xx xx xx xx xx xx xx xx xx xx xx xx

HAPPY VALENTINE DAY ONE IN YEAR I LOVE YOU‏ (and a bit of Bollywood)

This email came through on the evening of Valentines day. I don't think I have laughed so much in ages! If this isn't proof of what an incompetent bunch of shitehawks these scammers are then I don't know what is!! Bollywood? What the actual f**k??!!!

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Bollywood, entertainment, fashion, beauty | pinkvilla, Pyaar tune kya kiya: watch out for anita hassanandani and harshad arora as modern-day paro and devdas! (pics). Desitvforum– no.1 indian television & bollywood portal, Disclaimer: all logos and pictures of various channels, shows, artistes, media houses, companies, and brands etc. belong to their respective owners, and are used to. Valentine’s day - history.com — history made every day, Each year on february 14 th, many people exchange cards, candy, gifts or flowers with their special “valentine.” the day of romance we call valentine’s day is.a day of love  i love you my love i shows you happy valentine to you my love i miss you hope to haer of you

All love and kisss
your Diana

I really love you, husband Bear.

And the romantic guff continues! She seems to think we have met already, making reference to 'after you left'. Unless I was unconscious, I can't remember that! What a load of old bo**ocks!!



 Hi, my love , you're always lighting up my heart with the things you do and say. I feel so happy just being with you this way. You're my love, and will forever be my love. You will always be the love of my life, and please never give up, always have faith in yourself and you will gain the greatest gift of all, the gift of hope and love you righteously deserve.

Every time I think of you my heart misses a beat. You're my love for a dream! Every moment we share together we grow closer. I'm simply hanging by a moment, waiting to see you  so you can hold me so tight that all else fades; I thought after you left you would fade away from my mind, but still everyday I wake up dreaming of our time together.

I will never forget you. I hope you  think of me too. I love you with all that I am, all that I was and all that I will ever be. Please know that my love and I are inseparable and I would want it no other way and if time could express my love for you then it's forever and a day. I can't wait to be with you, see your smile, look in your eyes, feel your sweet word , hear your perfect words and kiss your perfect lips. The way I feel about you some people call it crazy, some call it insane, but I call it true love. I really love you, husband  Bear.

Love always,

350 Euros for a passport.

Diana  now needs 350 Euros to get a passport so she can come over to England, At least she's got the right country now as she normally says I live in the USA.



Hello My Dear Sweet husband

how are you doing today?, hope you are doing fine and i know you have fully recovered because i am praying always for you, thanks for your  mail we i read you mail today i was very happy to hear such  form you that you want me to come over to England  yes i am agree to come to England.

my love  honestly before i choose you, i prayed to Allah to help me make the choice of who will help me and i know he answered me, yes i know that there are other men but i prayed for someone who will take me as him own love because i was afraid to enter into the hand of evil people, i can't just tell but i know it was divinely programmed that both of us shall meet for you to help.me and love me ask you wife and i promise you to be  honest to you and i will love you ask my love and my husband .

my love i will like you to help me to have my passport ok  so that i can start coming to meet you in England i just ask reverend father about my Passport him say that the Passport fee is just 350 euro please my love i will like you to help me to have my Passport ok and i will like to know you discussion wet the lawyer if him agree to help us to secure the remaining documents bank requested for the transfer into your account on my behalf, please my love we dot have more time ok i will love to hear form you my husband i love you i can watt to meet you in England love very soon i shall see you face to face, have a good day, yours,
All love Diana

20th Februaury deadline.

I received this message from the bank saying there is a deadline of 20th February to get the paperwork to them before they terminate the account. I reckon I can make them wait a little longer.

 

 

 

For Your Kindly Attention,Mr Don Keigh-Dick.

in conjunction with your mail we which to inform you that we are still waiting to received all the necessary documents we needed for the transaction before the account will be terminated we will be waiting to received all the demands documents on before 20 of this month to insure the smooth conclusion of the transaction

For further details and enquirers please do contact
Yours Faithfully,

Mr. Garry Nathan
(Foreign Operation/Wire Transfer Dept).
R.B.S

€1280 Needed Now

Mr Benjamin Anthony the lawyer has sent the table of fees for obtaining the appropriate paperwork. It's cheaper than the last lot, a snip at just  €1280. Mind you, the amount they need immediately now keeps changing. Not that they will be getting a single penny.






 

 


SIR. Don Marmalade Anarchy Keigh-Dick

I wish to inform you that after due confirmations from the bank , of the true existence of the money, its legitimacy and inquires from appropriate quarters about the needful for successful completion of the transfer process, that I hereby accept to dutifully handle the case. Prior to my conversation with the bank as i contacted the bank before.

I understand from the Bank Transfer director that the actual credit balance at the moment is US$10.500 000.00 The Transfer director also mentioned that you have already being nominated by the next of kin and they are expecting that you get back to them soonest for further transfer to your country .I have seen the documents even as your partner shows me. The young girl father's death certificate, and the deposit certificate. I was made to understand from the bank that these documents are required by them for the transfer.

1.I have drafted a tentative power of attorney/affidavit of oath based on your partner request and information which will be notarized on my chambers letter head after the signature of party involved at the Federal High Court Here In  Dakar Senegal .

2.After due consultations from  Dakar Federal High Court, I understand that it will officially cost the sum of €270  ( only) to legalize the power of attorney, but poverty alleviation levy imposed by government of   Senegal on any investor in the country in the category of such fund income is €370  which must be paid to Inland Revenue Office.

The payment receipt would be tendered to the Federal High Court before the power of attorney is notarized. The funds in Bank is a guarantee to you by the next of kin now,  (including notary fee) ten banking days after receipt of the fund (US$10.500 000:00) in your country bank account as customary in legal services.

While you should arrange and only send now the government levy of   €400 to enable me commence and conclude actions on the authentication of the power of attorney in agreement with the Federal High Court.

To speedy the process you are to send these money through my law firm to enable this noble office prepare and validate the power of attorney here in the high court and notary republic respectively.
You are to send the (€240 Euros) through Western Union Money Transfer with my information below, so that i will start the preparation of those document's as you requested which will only take two working day's for it readiness for the transfer.

  WESTERN UNION MONEY TRANSFER OR MONEY GRAM.
The name/address for payment is:
Amount...... €1280  Needed Now ..
Name.........Benjamin Anthony
Address..... Liberty Six No 17, Dakar Senegal.


Thanks.
Faithfully yours
Bar (Dr) BENJAMIN  ANTHONY
E-mail contact: Following
(jimbenjaminlawfirm@clerk.com)
Office Phone Number: +221773415694

I finally get to bonk you!

So, she's going to marry me. Funnily enough I have a friend of a friend who may be able to help.


Good morning Diana.

Did I read your last email correctly? You have agreed to marry me?

Oh joy of joys!!

We really must start planning to get you over here to England my love. Oh I am so so excited. I have a friend of a friend who works in an embassy over in Senegal who could maybe offer us some assistance in your transfer over here. I'll get in touch with them straight away.

Oh this is just such wonderful news. Oh Diana, we are to be married!! This means I finally get to bonk you! Wooo hooo!!

Right my darling, I have things of an arty nature to attend to so need to say goodbye for now.

Bye by my wonderful wife to be!!

All my love

Don xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

Fighting for Shandra Meshach and abnegation

So, Diana is styill on with all the romantic guff but what the hell does "fighting for Shandra Meshach and abnegation" mean?? BUt on a more psirive note, she's going to marry me!!


My Love,



How are You doing today my love ? Sweet Heart Your encouraging messages make my day and am so glad i found you ,

How i wish you were made a whole part of me all my life, i got your mail with a warmth joy full of fulfilling promises more of a dream come through, You are an awesome person a kind heart man ,surely God will Bless you as long as you remain a honest man,i promise you



my heart soul and body i have never seeing such a kind person all the while of my little years in life you are bringing back my joy and life which i will for ever love you with all my heart and am indebted to you forever ,

you are the most beautiful thing that has ever happened to me and i appreciate your candid efforts love an concerns showering me with love and visible hope i can feel You are my hope just in some little you will be comfortable as you wish, just try as much as you can to get this things done you will be happy while i will be coming over to meet you in usa i prayer to you that good god i call upon him will bless you and give you victory as him give to Daniel in the lion den him will fighting for you as him fighting for Shandra Meshach and abnegation i ask him to fight for you now in is holy name oh lord by your name Jehovah Nissie give us victory in your holy name amen.my love i miss you my heat pleases i need to hear for you my Sweet Heart i love you love you love you love you love you love you love you love you love you love you love you my loving yes i will marry you my husband and miss you so much i will be waiting to hear from you today remain bless yours sincerely Love

Miss Diana

Loveyou frmok your sexy DOn xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

Don Marmalade Anarchy Keigh-Dick

I duly reply to the 'lawyer'.



A very good morning to you Mr Benjamin Anthony.

I hope this mail finds you well. Many thanks for agreeing to help myself and Miss Younnes in getting our hands on her dead fathers money. It's not as if he needs it any more is it?!! lol!

So, you asked for the following details :

1) Full name -  Don Marmalade Anarchy Keigh-Dick
2) Residential Address - 27, Sheath Street, Jizz-on-Miface, Warwiskshire, J7 9EF
3) Country of origin - England
4) Occupation - World famous artist
5) Age - 47

I understand that this is the full information you need to be able to obtain the legal documents we need to get the money.

I look forward to your immediate response on this matter.

Yours sincerely

Mr Don Keigh-Dick

Great tits!

Don has been to an art party. He's a bit drunk!



HEy Diona

I havbe been aty my arrt perty andhabe  druink loyt of verry expensiive wine,

I love yoiu Dioane and I bet yiu hbe great tits! I cant wiat tio cop a feel ha ha ha ha ha

I need to ask yo

WILL YIOU NARRY ME??

Pleasee Sauy yes. I feek sick so bettr go nopw.

Loveyou frmok your sexy DOn xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

Equal rights chambers.

Wow, another very professional email from 'the lawyer'. Perfectly spelled with lovely graphics as usual. How anyone ever falls for these scams I will never know.

 

EQUAL RIGHT CHAMBERS
MEMBER ECOWAS BANK ACCREDITED

ATTORNEYS.-Rue 48, Laminu Guye Street, Dakar, P. O. Box 28874 Dakar  +221 774450755 Email;jimbenjaminlawfirm@clerk.com
OUR REF: JLC/01541 YOUR REF: LMC/0549 DATE;10:02:2015 EQUAL RIGHT CHAMBERS

ATTENTION. SIR MR DON KEIGH-DICK.

SEQUEL TO YOUR MAIL WHICH I RECEIVED IN MY NOBLE LAW CHAMBERS TODAY ON HOW TO GET AN AFFIDAVIT OF OATH AND PREPARE A POWER OF ATTORNEY IN YOUR NAME FOR YOU TO STAND ON BEHALF OF YOUR PARTNER  MISS DIANA YOUNES  AND TRANSFER  HER LATE FATHERS MONEY FROM ROYAL BANK OF SCOTLAND INTO YOUR ACCOUNT

MY NOBLE LAW FIRM WISH TO BRING TO YOUR NOTICE THAT YOUR PARTNER MISS DIANA YOUNES  HAVE GIVING TO ME THE DEPOSIT CERTIFICATE WITH DEATH CERTIFICATE  WHICH I WILL GO AND REGISTER THEM IN THE HIGH COURT, MEANWHILE BEFORE WE CAN PROCEED WITH THIS SERVICES WE WILL WANT YOU TO FORWARD TO THIS LAW FIRM IMMEDIATELY YOUR FULL INFORMATION DETAILS.

1.  FULL NAME,.....................
2.  RESIDENTIAL ADDRESS....................
3.  COUNTRY OF ORIGIN...................
4.  OCCUPATION.................... .
5.  AGE........................... ........
6.  YOUR TELEPHONE NUMBER........................ .

AS YOU WANT IT TO APPEAR ON THE POWER OF ATTORNEY AND THE AFFIDAVIT OF OATH WHICH WILL ENABLE ME GO TO THE FEDERAL HIGH COURT HERE TO ASCERTAIN THE COST OF THE AUTHENTICATION OF THE POWER OF ATTORNEY AND THE AFFIDAVIT OF OATH BEFORE IT BECOMES VALID FOR THE TRANSFER OF THE MONEY TO YOUR ACCOUNT IN YOUR COUNTRY .

AFTER WHICH MY LAW FIRM WILL CONTACT YOU BACK WITH THE DETAILS OF  THE REQUIRED LEGAL SERVICES. MY PRIORITY ATTENTION IS TO RENDER AN EFFICIENT LEGAL SERVICES TO MY CLIENT AT ALL TIME.

YOUR'S SINCERELY IN SERVICE.
BAR BENJAMIN ANTHONY  
(ESQ). PHONE NUMBER +221 774450755

Refugee camp chic.

 A quick message to Diana because I am off out to a posh art 'do.



Oh my dearest, darling Diana.

Thank you so much for your lovely emails. They are much better and a lot more sincere. I knew you had it in you!

I have emailed the lawyer and am just waiting for their reply. I will let you know as soon as I hear back from them.

I am off out later my dear. I have to attend a very posh society art event. I wish you were here to come with me. When we are married and you are living over here, you will accompany me to many events. Won't that be super? We can get you all dressed up (none of this refugee camp chic for you any more my dear!) and I can show you off to all my arty farty friends.

I have painted a very special picture for you this afternoon. I hope you like it Diana. I worked really hard on it especially for you. It's good isn't it?

Well, I have to get ready to go out.  I may have a few drinks tonight. That should be fun.

Well Diana, be good and I look forward to hearing from you soon.

All my love forever
Don  xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

Quck message to the new lawyer.

As requested by Diana, I contacted the new 'lawyer'.


Dear Bar (Dr) BENJAMIN  ANTHONY 

I am contacting you with reference to Miss Diana Younnes.  I believe you are aware of her situation and are prepared to help secure the necessary paperwork at a reasonable cost. This needs to be done at your earliest convenience.

I look forward to hearing from you.

Yours sincerely

Mr Don Keigh-Dick.

i will obedience and sacrifice my heart of you

I received this the day after the last soppy email. Diana has gone from focussed and business like to a simpering, love sick wreck! I love it! Because she's been so nice, I might just contact the lawyer.






 good evening dear and how is your day activities?
and thanks a lot for your good gesture and caring.
i wish you well and always pray i am very happy for your  i thank god also for that i am very happy now in fact i am the most happiest girl now on earth i love you so much my darling you are all i have now in my life darling i can,t do without you, i love you so much okay i am very happy now as everything is coming to an end now honey i most confess that i love you so much with all my heart and soul I LOVE YOU DARLING  and i will content to be obedience to you my beloved i will obedience and sacrifice my heart of you  i promise you forever love you are my happiness i so much  love you darling and miss you so much i will like to know how fin you have go with the lawyer who will help us to get the documents
my love yous Diana 




She also attached all these awful pictures!

Declarations of love and a cheaper lawyer.

So, after a bit of a telling off and the instruction that she buck her ides up a bit, Diana has come over all romantic! She even wants to have my children. She's also given me the details of a cheaper lawyer for the paperwork. Good girl!
 


Hello my dear
 i am very happy for your recovery i thank god also for that i am very happy now in fact i am the most happiest girl now on earth i love you so much my darling you are all i have now in my life darling i can,t do without you,
darling I have i will like you to stop contact the agency  ok  informed the Reverend about it and he gave me the contact of this lawyer who will help us to get the documents in a batten and cheaper rate
below, according to the Reverend he is a registered lawyer in the United
Nations Camp here and he is also a registered member in (Senegalese Bar Association)Please i will like you to contact him through email today,
His contact information are as follows

Bar (Dr) BENJAMIN  ANTHONY
E-mail contact: Following
(jimbenjaminlawfirm@clerk.com)
Office Phone Number: +221782330725

please do let me know as soon as you get in contact with him okay i am very happy now as everything is coming to an end now honey i most confess that i love you so much with all my heart and soul I LOVE YOU DARLING  and also will like to be committed relationship and not only but to be you  wife and have children  with you okay that is my promise i love you so much darling and miss you I look forward to hearing back from you again  soon.
yours faithfully Diana

Personal favours and a bit of a telling off.

I am feeling neglected and need to know of Diana's intention towards me. It's all a bit too one sided for my liking. She needs to buck her ideas up!


Good afternoon my darling Diana.

How are you? I hope you are well. I am feeling much better now and am fully recovered after my poisoning incident.

I contacted Ecowas Underwriters but they want $2900 to get the documents. I am a bit worried as this is a lot of money for me. I know I said I am a wealthy man but I don't just have that kind of money to hand. Most of my money is tied up in investments or needs to be used to buy art supplies and fund my exhibitions. Is there no way of getting these documents cheaper? Could you not offer the underwriters some 'personal' favours in exchange for the documents (if you know what I mean)? If this is not an option I will try my best to get the money but it may take me some time. I hope you understand my love.

I have been feeling a little neglected by you lately. Our relationship does feel a little one sided my love. I am madly in love with you but you show me very little in the way of affection or romance and this is very disappointing. You wish me to help you out of this awful situation yet you offer little in the way of return.  Diana, I am going to lay this on the line now,  you had better start to make more of an effort or I can't see that we will last much longer. It's hard for me as I truly do love you but you don't seem to feel the same way. Therefore I really must ask, do you love me and want a committed relationship with me or do you just want me to help you get your fathers money? I just want you to be honest.

I joined that dating site in the hope of finding my one true love. I never expected a lovely young lady like to you take an interest in an old man like me.  I don't want to die old and alone. I want a lady by my side. One whom I can love and look after and who will do the same for me. Is this you? At my age I can't wait around forever. I need to know your intentions towards me.

Diana, my love, please don't let me down. We could have such an amazing life together if you would just make more of an effort. Come on love, buck your ideas up a bit.

I look forward to hearing back from you again  soon.

Ever faithfully yours

Don x x x x x x x x

Send $2900 for the documents.

So Ecowas Underwriters require the grand total of $2900 to get the necessary paperwork and documents for me to get Diana s money. I guess that's not a lot to get my hands on however many millions. Seems totally legit.

Attn Mr. Don Keigh-Dick

PROCUREMENT OF LEGAL DOCUMENTS

sir,

We acknowledge receipt of your email with its content well detailed.We
are actually financial professional lawmakers under Ecowas situated here in
Senegal with common goals of executing and implementing legal accurate bindings
for the release of documents /akivs / funds/ Consignments / Cheques / transfer
of estates and all sorts of deposited values etc.

We have inquired for the procurement of the documents for you and
on your favour and come to immediate conclusion and to bring to your urgent
notification that they will cost the total sum of Two thousand Nine
hundred United states dollars ($2,900)
The power of attorney will cost you the total sum of $2,050
whereas the Affidavit Of Oath will cost you the sum of $850 including official stamps and seals with
approvals.

You are hereby advised to send the charges directly to our noble agency head
office through western union money transfer or moneygram due to their
reliabilities, safe and fast with the below informations:
NAME : EFOSA AGHO FRIDAY
ADDRESS: 262 HLM IV
CITY: DAKAR
COUNTRY: SENEGAL

All the informations required in this letter are compulsory to enable us accurately ,
effectively and legally procure the documents for you and to meet the bank’s
standard for urgent transfer of the fund/money into your bank account
within the period as stipulated by the bank.

You will provide us with your personal informations as follows;
You will scan and send your international passport copy
Your registered home or office address and registered telephone number.

We wish to inform you that we should comply effectively with you when the above charges is under our control and secondly, we are mainly after the legal perfection of the documents.

Be treated accordingly
Mr.T.C.Joshua.
Zonal Co-ordinator/ Admin
Ecowas Underwriters
Dk -Sn.
00221773415694

Ecowas Underwriters.

Diana wanted me to contact Ecowas Underwriters to request their help in obtaining the legal documents needed to get her fathers money. This is the introduction letter she suggested I sent. What a shambles! I sent it anyway.



Dear Mr T.C Joshua

I got your contact from my partner and darling Miss Diana Fattah Younes
who told me that she got your contact through Reverend Jonas there in Senegal .
I am writing you to help me get the documents bank
want from me so that they can transfer $10.500.000
dollars into my bank account here in my country okay

The bank want from me power of attorney and sworn affidavit
of oath which i do not know but i am asking you as a legal
agency to help me to get the papers so that i can submit
them to the bank soonest before the time they gave me
expires .

Please Sir I am urgently waiting for your response and have
a good day.

Yours sincerely,

Don Keigh-Dick