The bank.

I promised Diana that I would contact the bank so I thought I'd better do it. Eventually. I am positive that most banks have an email address like this:  royalbankof_scotland@accountant.com. Seems legit.

Dear Mr Gary Nathan.

I am contacting you on behalf of my girlfriend, Miss Diana Younes in respect to the inheritance left to her by her late father. I am now her leagal representative in this country and will be dealing with the matter on her behalf from now on.

I would be grateful if you could send me further details on how I can get my hands on her money.

Yours sincerely,

Mr Don Keigh-Dick.