I thought I should contact the bank again after their last wonderfully professional email. I've been ill hence the delay in replying. That bullshittium poisoning can be very nasty.
Dear Mr Garry Nathan
Many thanks for your speedy response to my mail. I apologise for my
delay in replying but I have been ill and had to take to my bed. I came
down with an acute case of bullshittium poisoning after swallowing a
load of bunkum. Silly me! I shan't be doing that
again in a hurry!! Anyway, I am on the mend now so no need to worry.
You mentioned several items of paperwork and documentation that are
needed for me, I mean us, to get our hands on the money. Obviously I
don't have these so I shall ask my wonderful Diana to forward them to
you as I assume she has them all. I shall contact
her straight away. I shall let you know as soon as she replies.
Many thanks for your patience in this matter.
Yours sincerely
Mr Don Keigh-Dick
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