A short questionnaire.

It's about time to reply to Diana. All she talked about in her last email was 'the money'. Don doesn't want to talk about the money until he knows her a bit better.  He wants to know what her favourite cheese is. She'd better answer the questionnaire or there'll be trouble! He's also attached a few portraits from his upcoming exhibition. Let's see if she mentions them at all.


Dearest Diana

Many thanks for your email. I was more than a little upset that you didn't thank me for the wonderful portrait I painted of you. Didn't you like it? I really think I captured your inner beauty. I thought it would have made you smile seeing as you are going through such a hard time at the moment. It really was incredibly ungrateful of you not to even mention it. I am most upset.

I would really love to know more about you Diana. If we are going to allow a relationship to develop, we must get to know each other more. I have devised a short questionnaire that would help so if you'd be so kind as to complete it, I'd be most grateful.

1) Do you have any brothers or sisters?
2) Where is your favourite holiday destination?
3) Who is your favourite author?
4) Do you have any pets?
5) What's your favourite cheese?
6) Red or white wine?
7) Blur or Oasis?
8) Top or bottom?
9) What is your greatest achievement?
10) Do you think it would be possible to overthrow the government, smash the current capitalist system and live in a socialist ideal?


Please take  small amount of time out of your day to answer those questions. It  would mean a lot to me my love.

You mention in your email about some money. I don't really want to discuss such matters until we have got to know each other better. We are virtual strangers, floating messages back and forth in the vast space known as the internet. Diana, I want to know you, to care for you and to love you. Lets chat a bit more first then we can get down to matters of a financial nature. I want to be able to help you, honestly I do but to me, our relationship is far more important than any money you may have.

Is there anything you want to know about me my love? I don't want to just waffle on and bore you so feel free to ask me anything you want. I will always be honest with you my darling.

I have a major exhibition coming up in London so am in the process of collating my work. It's called "Celebrities as never seen before" and features portraits of many famous people. I have attached a few to show you. I hope you enjoy them.

Well my darling Diana, I shall bid thee farewell for now. Please write back to me soon. I am really looking forward to getting to know you much, much better.

Take care of yourself sweetheart.

With love from

Don x x x x x x x x