This is the time of your seriousness.

The fabulous Diana has been back in touch. She wants me to contact a reliable agency who will help me get the paperwork needed to get her fathers money. It all seems legit!


hello my babe love, good day and how are you doing this great day and these preserved peaceful moments? i believe your life is well.i thank you so much for your good intention towards me in the receipt of my late father's money and for its good investments in your country ok. may God bless you.  it took me enough time trying to get a reliable agency which i got through the help of the reverend father overseeing this church hostel  where i live ok. the agency told me that they will handle the documents very well for us as soon as you contact them.  the contacts of the agency is below and i want you to contact them without delay so that they will get the documents for you for the bank to release the money from UK to your account soonest ok.  

their contacts: 
MR T C JOSHUA ZONAL
COORDINATOR/ ADMIN
ECOWAS UNDERWRITERS
ECOWASUNDERWRITERS@SENEGALAISEMENT.COM 
telephone 00221773415694   


sweetheart please i want you to contact them so that you can discuss details about this transfer needed documents with them  once more try to know that i do not have any other person that will help me to transfer and invest this money except you. it is only god and you that i have in this world as my helper and i pray and believe that our days will be long so that we should reap the fruit of our labor ok. try to let the agency known that you will be capable to handle this money very well and if possible write to them the investments you wish we should do with this money so that they should be sure of your capability ok.  or you can send the below letter to the agency. 

MR T C JOSHUA ZONAL 
COORDINATOR / ADMIN 
ECOWAS UNDERWRITERS 
ECOWASUNDERWRITERS@SENEGALAISEMENT.COM 
DIRECT LINE 00221773415694  

Sir,  

I got your contact from my partner and darling Miss Diana Fattah Younes who told me that she got your contact through Reverend Jonas there in Senegal . I am writing you to help me get the documents bank want from me so that they can transfer $10.500.000 dollars into my bank account here in my country okay  The bank want from me power of attorney and sworn affidavit of oath which i do not know but i am asking you as a legal agency to help me to get the papers so that i can submit them to the bank soonest before the time they gave me expires .  Please Sir I am urgently waiting for your response and have a good day.  

Yours sincerely, Don Keigh-Dick Tel..................  


 darling please add your telephone send this mail to Ecowas underwriters as soon as you could so that they will get the bank's needed documents for you ok. remember there is time for everything. i think this is the time of your seriousness so that we can achieve our greatness and could lovely stay together to take proper cares of ourselves there. cheers and be highly favoured and more blessings ahead  

In the meantime .........

In the mean time I received this brief note from the 'bank'.



SIR

IT IS OBVIOUS THAT YOU WILL NOT HAVE SOME OF THE DOCUMENTS REQUESTED AND THAT IS EXACTLY WHY YOU MUST CONTACT A SENEGAL BASED LEGAL ATTORNEY WHERE MISS DIANNA IS SO THAT HE CAN STAND FOR YOU FOR URGENT PROCESSING OF THE DOCUMENTS.

Make more of an effort.

I replied to Diana from my sick bed, explaining about the documentation required to get the money. I also took her to task about her lack of emotion, It's just not hood enough. She needs to start making a bit more of an effort.



Good morning my gorgeous lady.

Thanks for your email. I am on the mend now thanks for asking. I am looking after myself as I have no one else to take care of me. My neighbour has fetched me some shopping so I am doing ok for food etc. I could really do with you here to mop my fevered brow along with the Kitchen floor.

I am very disappointed that you didn't send me a nice love poem or anything, what with me being so ill. Don't you love me Diana? Are you going off me already?

The bank has asked me for the following pieces of documentation which I assume you have. I am new to all this so don't have a clue how to get them.

1.  A power of attorney permitting you to claim and receive the funds to your  bank account on her behalf.Note:This Power of attorney must been endorsed by a Senegalese resident lawyer.(Since the young lady is presently residing in  Senegal)

2.The death certificate of (Her deceased father) confirming his death

3.A Certificate Deposit issued to him by our bank.

4. You will send your valid telephone, home or office address with your passport or ID copy.

Can you send them right away please? Until you do, we can't get your fathers money.

You asked what is the meaning of Don Keigh-Dick? It's my name you silly girl!! I told you when we first started writing. My mothers name was Jun Keigh and my fathers name was Roger Dick. When they got married they decided to keep both names and became Mr and Mrs Keigh-Dick. Keigh-Dick is my surnames just as Younnes is yours!! Honestly, you are a silly girl!!

Well I guess I just wait to hear from you again. I hope your next email is a bit longer and a bit nicer. Your last one was a bit abrupt and lacking in emotion. Please make more of an effort.

Lots of love from Don x x x x x x x  x x x x

What is the meaning of don keigh-DICK?

So I told Diana that I was dreadfully ill after being poisoned and this is all I got in return. I don't think she loves me.



my dear good evening and how are feeling today? hope you have fully recovered?
who is taking care of you there more especially when you was in hospital?

what do you mean by they need lots of paperwork relating to my father's death?

what  is the meaning of don keigh-DICK?

More bunkum and bullshittium.

Time to tell Diana about my awful weekend. I bet I get no sympathy whatsoever from her.


Good afternoon Diana

I must apologise for the delay in replying to you. I have been terribly ill for the last few days. After your last email and the one from the bank, I accidentally swallowed a large amount of bunkum which resulted in a severe case of bullshittium poisoning. I was dreadfully ill Diana. I don't mind telling you that I feared the worst.

After I had read yours and the banks emails, I went to make a sandwich for my  lunch. On a high shelf in the cupboard, I keep a bag of granulated bunkum for those times when it is necessary to rid oneself of leaches, rats and similar vermin.  I am not sure how, but some of it must have got into my potted meat which is what I chose for my sandwich filling that day. I started to feel a bit off about an hour after eating it but thought I was just feeling love sick after looking at your beautiful photos. Half an hour later I started being sick. Then I don't really remember much after that. Apparently a neighbour happened to call round and found me collapsed on the floor and called an ambulance. The next thing I knew, I was waking up in hospital. They gave me an antidote to the bunkum (a truth serum) and eventually the bullshittium subsided. It was touch and go though Diana. I was finally released from hospital this morning but I have to take it easy and rest up for the remainder of the week.

Anyway my love, I heard back from the bank. They need lots of paperwork relating to your fathers death. I am assuming that you have all the necessary things so be a good girl and send them to the bank. We can't get hold of the money until you send them.

I have to go and rest now Diana. It would be really lovely to get a romantic, loving email from you. Maybe a love poem or a picture of you holding a sign saying "I love my Don Keigh-Dick".  I am sure that would really help my recovery.

I look forward to hearing from you as soon as possible.

All my love forever

Your Don Keigh-Dick x x x x x x x x x x x x x x x x x x x

Bullshittium poisoning.

I thought I should contact the bank again after their last wonderfully professional email. I've been ill hence the delay in replying. That bullshittium poisoning can be very nasty.



Dear Mr Garry Nathan

Many thanks for your speedy response to my mail. I apologise for my delay in replying but I have been ill and had to take to my bed. I came down with an acute case of bullshittium poisoning after swallowing a load of bunkum. Silly me! I shan't be doing that again in a hurry!! Anyway, I am on the mend now so no need to worry.

You mentioned several  items of paperwork and documentation that are needed for me, I mean us, to get our hands on the money. Obviously I don't have these so I shall ask my wonderful Diana to forward them to you as I assume she has them all. I shall contact her straight away. I shall let you know as soon as she replies.

Many thanks for your patience in this matter.

Yours sincerely

Mr Don Keigh-Dick

Morally buckle up.

Another reply from Diana came the other day. She's glad of my climactic explanations. That's good then.


good morning darling and how are you doing at the present. please honey i will like to appologize for latness in response which is because of lack of direct connection with me.  i wish you are dwelling fine and in good health. thanks for the climatic explanations which will help me morally to buckle up while coming over.

good and great that you have resume communications with the bank and please darling i want to see what the bank told you as we are just together in all.

remember that we are preparing an endless journey. a journey that will lead to us to possible generational advantages .

all it takes is for you to be please very faithful to me in all areas of life so that we should achieve our success soonest and together there.

remember always that life is miserable to me here as i totally lacks all a young lady need. your maximum cooperation to me to be strong is highly needed always . my feeding is low here and my medications are not taken care of properly. the climats here is not all that okay to my system and it cost me to sometimes be ill but i pray am strong and will be just because of you.


i wish you well always and encourage you to be of good help to me now that i need your help so that when we come up with my inheritance , we should move to our next level ok

have a great day and more blessings ahead and thanks for the informations sent and remember that there are certain things amis in the sent details