I don't want Diana to get fed up and stop emailing so I have promised to email the bank about her late fathers money. I'll do that soon. Let her wait a while longer. I still want to know more about her, as do The Vapours!
Good evening my gorgeous darling Diana.
I hope my message finds you well and happy. I read your last email with
the subject 'hamburger' and have to say, I was a little confused. Cheers
and what is hamburger? Thank you for the beautiful pictures of you. I'm
so glad you managed to find a professional
photographic studio to take them for you. You really are beautiful.
Have you ever considered stopping your medical studies at the college of
aviation to become a model?
I understand that you are in dreadful circumstances over there and it
breaks my heart. I want to do all I can to help you my love. I still
wish you were more forthcoming with information about yourself and I
will expect this from you in the future if I am to
help you.
I am currently travelling back from setting up my new exhibition so am
feeling a little weary at present. Tomorrow when I have rested and eaten
a glorious, fulfilling meal of cheese, I shall email the bank as you
requested.
Please tell me more about yourself, not just your present circumstances
but of your life and family before the tragedy. I want to know you
inside and out. I've got your picture, I've got your picture. I'd like a
million of you all round my cell. I'd want a
doctor, to take a picture so I can look at you from inside as well. You
got me turning up, and turning down and turning in and turning round.
I'm turning into cheese, I think I'm turning into cheese. I really think
so.
Goodnight
Love and Stilton from
Your Don xx xx xx xx xx xx
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