Mr Benjamin Netanyahu

The lawyers fees are a little expensive and I don't have that kind of money spare at the moment. I have offered them the choice of three wonderful paintings to either sell or hang in their offices. I have also decided to call the lawyer (Jim Benjamin) Benjamin Netanyahu. I wonder if he'll even notice!


Dear Mr Benjamin Netanyahu

Many thanks for your last mail.

I am a little concerned about the amount of money needed for this paperwork. It is rather a lot and I don't have that kind of money available to me at the present moment.

I don't know if you are aware but I am a world famous artist. My paintings sell for vast amounts of money all over the world. Unfortunately, most of this money is invested in art supplies or stocks and shares where I cannot immediately access it.

I have an idea. I have a few, as yet unsold paintings that I am willing to let you choose from.  There are three in particular that I think you will appreciate: Paris Sunset, Tortured soul and Caterpillar Girl. Please select one of the three and I will arrange to have it shipped over to your offices. I know it will be a difficult decision for you to make as all three are magnificent works of art but I am sure you will agree, either one of them will make a fine addition to any professional workplace. It is your choice whether you keep it to hang in your offices or sell it for a princely sum.

I have attached scans of the pictures for your perusal and look forward to hearing from you forthwith.

Your sincerely

Don Keigh-Dick.

Paris Sunset

Caterpillar Girl

Tortured Soul